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Hoodie — "I Have Absolutely No Idea What I'm Doing" Slime Graphic Pullover
$49.99
This soft, midweight hoodie wears like a warm exhale on chaotic days. The roomy hood and color-matched drawcord shelter you from wind and noise. A roomy kangaroo pocket keeps hands warm and stores small essentials during long walks or late-night runs. On the back, a dripping, neon-style graphic reads “I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT I’M DOING,” its gooey letters pulsing with green and purple that pop against deep black fabric. The vibe is playful, self-aware, and a little rebellious—great for streetwear lovers, college students pulling late study sessions, and anyone who leans into honest, sarcastic humor. Durable 50/50 cotton–poly fabric holds its shape and color through wear and washes. Thoughtful details like flat seams, a double-lined hood, and tear-away label keep the fit comfortable and itch-free, while DTF and DTG printing preserve bright, saturated artwork. Wear it to late-night study sessions, casual hangouts, or afternoons at a coffee shop when you want to say “I’m winging it” with style.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton–poly midweight fabric (8 oz) for warmth and durability
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord for a clean, sturdy look
- Large kangaroo pouch pocket to warm hands and carry essentials
- Vivid DTF/DTG printed back graphic with gooey neon green-and-purple ink
- Comfort-focused details: tubular knit (no side seams), tear-away label, and classic fit
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Product features
- 50/50 cotton–poly midweight fabric (8 oz) for warmth and durability
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord for a clean, sturdy look
- Large kangaroo pouch pocket to warm hands and carry essentials
- Vivid DTF/DTG printed back graphic with gooey neon green-and-purple ink
- Comfort-focused details: tubular knit (no side seams), tear-away label, and classic fit
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Product detailsexpand_more
This soft, midweight hoodie wears like a warm exhale on chaotic days. The roomy hood and color-matched drawcord shelter you from wind and noise. A roomy kangaroo pocket keeps hands warm and stores small essentials during long walks or late-night runs. On the back, a dripping, neon-style graphic reads “I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT I’M DOING,” its gooey letters pulsing with green and purple that pop against deep black fabric. The vibe is playful, self-aware, and a little rebellious—great for streetwear lovers, college students pulling late study sessions, and anyone who leans into honest, sarcastic humor. Durable 50/50 cotton–poly fabric holds its shape and color through wear and washes. Thoughtful details like flat seams, a double-lined hood, and tear-away label keep the fit comfortable and itch-free, while DTF and DTG printing preserve bright, saturated artwork. Wear it to late-night study sessions, casual hangouts, or afternoons at a coffee shop when you want to say “I’m winging it” with style.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton–poly midweight fabric (8 oz) for warmth and durability
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord for a clean, sturdy look
- Large kangaroo pouch pocket to warm hands and carry essentials
- Vivid DTF/DTG printed back graphic with gooey neon green-and-purple ink
- Comfort-focused details: tubular knit (no side seams), tear-away label, and classic fit
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Product features
- 50/50 cotton–poly midweight fabric (8 oz) for warmth and durability
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord for a clean, sturdy look
- Large kangaroo pouch pocket to warm hands and carry essentials
- Vivid DTF/DTG printed back graphic with gooey neon green-and-purple ink
- Comfort-focused details: tubular knit (no side seams), tear-away label, and classic fit
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Materialsexpand_more
Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Iron on low heat if necessary.
Size guideexpand_more
Fits true to size for an oversized look. Size down for a more standard fit.
Shippingexpand_more
Complimentary standard shipping on all orders over $100.
Returnsexpand_more
Returns accepted within 30 days of delivery.